vaguely azn sesame noodles

2-3 packs of soba noodles or anything else that sounds cool

1 cup tahini 

4 garlic cloves, minced 

6 tbsp tamari or soy sauce 

2 tbsp sesame oil 

2 tbsp brown rice vinegar 

2 tsp honey 

1 1/4 cup water

cook and drain noodles according to the directions on the package.

combine sauce ingredients in a food processor until sauce-like. heat slightly, or not if you're lazy/prefer cold.  pour over noodles, toss til they're coated.  eat with veggie stir-fry or slightly less sexy salad. 

tahini lemon rice & beans

2 bunches fresh kale/2 bags frozen kale

2-3 small or 1 large can black beans

5-1000000 garlic cloves

rice
Shredded carrot

butter

avocado

nuch

cheese

8 tbsp soy sauce

8 tbsp tahini

4 tbsp lemon juice

4 tbsp rice vinegar

4 tbsp worcestershire sauce?

4 tbsp water

4 tbsp olive oil

start a cooker-ful of  rice. chop garlic and [fresh] kale. heat butter in a big-ass cooking pot and add garlic, add kale when garlic is done. When kale starts wilt/melt, add beans (drain and rinse those fuckers) and heat through. mix all the sauce stuff, add to kale and beans, stir, turn off heat and cover until rice is finished cooking.

When rice is finished, add it to the pan and toss to coat. serve with shredded carrot, avocado, nuch, cheese, whatever's sexy